Monday 11 April 2016

I curse Miller

I curse miller


So miller, riley and I were exploring the bush behind my house one day,hacking our way through vines,dodging falling widowmakers and trudging through muddy water then miller suddenly caught sight of a cobbly structure “hey guys look over there” miller exclaimed to us “wow what is that” asked riley “i dunno a temple i guess” taking a guess as i usually would. “Let’s go closer come’n" “sssscccrrrrrraaaaaaahhhhh” there was a deafening scream coming from the temple thing “hey guys there’s a doorway let’s go inside” riley said with excitement “lad,d,dy’s f,f,first” miller said stuttering,probably feeling scared but he didn’t want to admit it.it was dark inside but just enough light for us to see.there was a very old staircase that was rickety like a house about to fall of a cliff but never does,i decided to go down first.as we went down futher it became darker and soon it was nearly as pitch black like dark void we were about to fall down. “Ooh a chest” exclaimed miller.i could just make out that there were two more so me and riley opened the others “ohh i got a sword” riley called. “I got a...POSSUM,aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!” Miller screamed. “Yes i see it’s a possum miller”said an anonymous voice “aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!” Miller screamed again. “It’s alex miller don’t be afraid” exclaimed alex calmly as he stepped out the shadows “hey alex” i said as i was opening my chest “omg a red diamond” i exclaimed before being interrupted by miller “mine” he screamed at the top of his voice knocking it out of my hands.it fell to the floor and then a ball appeared in my hands i threw it at miller it went straight through him and then disappeared but miller had now been turned into a dog “good one jack” says miller,riley and alex “oops”


                                  The end         

Friday 1 April 2016

omg it's a button

               Omg its a button

One boring old day Miller the dog (he was turned into a dog from a curse that I accidentally cast on him),Riley and I were at the pool “I wish the hydro slides would go faster” moaned miller “ok we’ll make them go faster” i said with a bright idea in my head “I know, to the control room” exclaimed Riley. “Hey that was my idea” I said (not so happily) there was a big red button, miller pressed it “time to test the hydros” I exclaimed “aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!” I could hear Millers scream all the way from the top. soon enough Miller was at the bottom and shot out the end of the hydro slide and went flying into the wall where the receptionist was sitting, he smashed through the wall and the receptionist got such a fright she fell to the floor and nearly fainted. Meanwhile up at the top “time for me to go,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh” I scream with such fear it felt like I was traveling as fast as a car on the open road. Just like miller, I went flying off the end and skimmed the receptionist’s head as she was getting up. she fell to the floor again “hey what do you think you’re doing…” she said before being interrupted by “wait Riley” I say “who’s Riley” she asks “look behind you” I tell her like she’s the dumbest person on earth. but before she could turn around “cannonball!!!!” Yelped Riley as he hit the lady before she could even let out a cry. “Well that was fun, now let’s press that button again before anyone else gets hurt”
                              
                            2 MINS LATER


“Omg there are lots of buttons, which one was it? I'm gonna press a random one” so I did...
a second later the whole world explodes. (flying through the air while standing on a scrap of earth) “good one Jack” says miller and Riley before we burn up in the earth’s atmosphere.


Moral of the story.


“kids don’t try that at your local pool otherwise you know what happens. Omg it’s a button” click “BOOM!!!!!!” #LOLANDTHEEND.